Beagle2

I was masturbating when I received a call from a credit card telemarketer. She started to tell me about the credit card and I said I wasn't interested. She said I might want to hear the terms and I might want the card. I told her that I was busy masturbating and didn't need another credit card. She went on to start telling me about the card so I continued masturbating and even moaned once in awhile. When she told me about the introductory interest rate I said 'Oooh, that is good' in the same voice I would use when having intercourse with a woman. When I started cumming I moaned a few times and said 'ooooh yeah'. The lady on the phone then started telling me that if I changed my mind I could phone her back and gave me a number. I told her to wait while I find a pen. I then said I had a pen and asked for the number.She gave me the number again and I told her to wait again and say it more slowly. I explained that I was writing with my left hand because my right hand had a mess on it. At this point she started laughing and hung up on me.