Truth or Dare

A simple dare... find a bottle around your house, and push as much of it as you can up your ass (girls have the option of pussy). Once you've done that, masturbate with it until you cum. Note: This is obviously easier with thinner bottles. Don't get over-enthusiastic and injure yourself!
Points Earned: 16 out of 16
Date: March 13, 2012, 9:28 pm

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Done!

Eat a big spoon of ketchup or mustard.
Points Earned: 8 out of 8
Date: January 28, 2009, 5:05 pm

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I went with Ketchup, thought the mustard my burn my face off.

See how many pairs of underwear you can put on at one time.
Points Earned: 10 out of 12
Date: January 28, 2009, 5:04 pm

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I got 11 pairs of underwear on, that is actually all I own, but I think at most I could have only got one more on, getting pretty tight down there.

Put one of your feet in the toilet with a sock on and flush the toilet. Keep the sock on for 2 minutes.
Points Earned: 10 out of 10
Date: January 28, 2009, 5:03 pm

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I didnt think this was too bad at first, a wet sock how bad can it be.  But afterwards when my foor stunk of cirtus fresh toilet cleaner, oh so nasty!!

Push a penny around a toilet seat with your tongue!
Points Earned: 10 out of 10
Date: January 28, 2009, 5:00 pm

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More licking, this time licking a penny round the toilet seat.  I found that as long as I didnt think too much about all the sweaty asses that had sat on the seat, I didnt mind this dare too much.

Fill a cup half way with the drinks in the fridge and drink it.
Points Earned: 10 out of 10
Date: January 28, 2009, 4:59 pm

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A combination of Milk, Orange Juice and Lager, sick, so sick.  I drank a couple of mouth fulls, could not do any more, so, so sick!!!

Take a picture of yourself with a sign that says "I <3 TorDPal.com".
Points Earned: 16 out of 16
Date: January 28, 2009, 4:51 pm

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I Love TorDpal.com...what else can I say, hope you like the sign.

Go make out with your computer screen.
Points Earned: 12 out of 12
Date: January 28, 2009, 4:51 pm

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Me snogging my favourite website TorDpal.com!

Go into the bedroom and disrobe. When you come out you will be wearing only shoes. You may wear as many pairs as you like and cover your sweet spots with them if you can find a way.
Points Earned: 10 out of 13
Date: January 28, 2009, 4:50 pm

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Why wear shoes on your feet, much more useful places for them.

Lick the floor.
Points Earned: 7 out of 7
Date: January 28, 2009, 4:48 pm

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Here I am licking my quite nasty living carpet, really wish I had at least vacumed it first, a lot of fluff stuck to my tongue afterwards.